I JUST WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO THROW IN A QUICK LOAD OF LAUNDRY AND HAD THE LIVING PISS SCARED OUT OF ME WHEN I TURNED THE CORNER
how apeeling
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
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It’s the Final Countdown | Meat the Veals
”I don’t want no part of yo’ tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!”
The gods will be pleased.
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